Plus: Well done, Tracey Crouch. Please leave Britain, Paul O’Grady. The delightful Matt Hancock. And lefty lies about champagne.
So we are back at the Palace of Varieties with far more MPs than expected – and relatively few casualties.
The governing duopoly of the Prime Minister and Chancellor should be replaced by a collegiate top team – including the present ’22 Chairman as a new Chief Whip.
In this marginal seat on the Thames estuary, Team Jackie take to an open-top bus in an attempt to foil UKIP and Labour, and Farage gains a Hitler moustache.
In which I go campaigning with Grant Shapps’s brainchild, which has mobilised thousands of activists who would probably not have joined their local associations.
Here is our simple, positive, Conservative message on jobs – for when you are knocking on doors in the weeks ahead.
The Opposition would threaten economic chaos.
Senior members of the voluntary party, as well as MPs, are uneasy with the way in which it is now operating.
And other fun and serious ideas from the first declared candidate for the Conservative nomination for the London Mayoralty
After all, they deserve a vote – and they can be trusted with one too.
The Mayor of London hasn’t really been dragged into the ongoing leadership struggle. Instead, he’s been emphasising his One Nation credentials.
At the heart of the row over two of the Home Secretary’s SpAds is the view at the very top of the Party that the next election is all that matters.
Of the grammar, academy and comprehensive ideals, only the first two are now left standing.
This no-holds-barred conversation will involve members, activists, digital friends, MPs, councillors and professional staff – and I want all the big questions asked.