On Monday, Robert Halfon suggested in the Sun that the Conservatives be renamed “the Workers’ Party, the party that speaks for the aspiration of hard-working people and has the policies that count to help them”.
So today, we’re celebrating his proposal of the Party’s name with a series of tunes you will be required to warble at the autumn’s Party Conference. The leader’s speech will be preceded by a communal sing-song led by the Party Chairman.
We finish with an advert – or music from one, anyway: Chas & Dave’s “Gertcha”